What’s your biggest weakness? “Oreos.”

Live look at all of Twitter watching this video yesterday:

Incredible moment of clarity after an interview flub. My favorite part isn’t just the delivery of, “OREOS,” it’s the pounding of the steering wheel. Just TKO-ed that bad boy. And based on how natural he looked doing that, I’m guessing that’s not the first time he’s gone 10 rounds with his steering wheel. That wheel has probably been beaten and battered six ways to Sunday. Probably looks like Stan in South Park:

Now as funny as that was, I’m shocked that interviewer didn’t give him a job on the spot. That is a WAY better answer than the typical tripe we all spew when presented with that inane interview question. “Well I work too hard, I care too much, sometimes I get TOO focused blah blah freaking blah.” This guy’s answer was honest, it was refreshing. “You know what my weakness is? I will eat an entire package of Oreos without blinking. I can’t stop. I have zero discipline around Oreos.” Unique answer and shows some self awareness.

If I’m ever in an interview situation again, that’s going to be my plan.

“What’s your greatest weakness?”

“In a word? Parlays. I can’t stop putting together loser parlays on an NFL Sunday. Every Sunday morning I look at a bet slip, convince myself a 6-teamer is going to pay 10:1, and every single Sunday I’m out by the 2nd leg. But I do it again every single week.”

“Why should we hire you?”

“I need to make more money to fund my parlays.”

“What was your greatest achievement?”

“I once hit an 8-team parlay during the NCAA Tournament in 2014.”

Honesty, honesty, honesty. So I hope this guy’s viral video will get the attention of someone out there who can get this guy a job. Inflation is hitting hard and Oreos ain’t cheap.

PS: I know there’s a chance that none of this happened and this guy is just making content online. I know that. But I want this to be genuine. In the words of Kevin Malone, “oh come on man, believe in something.”

Double PS: Oreos: