Is Rory ordering Dominos for next year’s Masters Champions Dinner??

Live look at the Domino’s Marketing Director watching the Masters this weekend:

Some of the most relatable content that I’ve ever heard during one of these “mic-ed up” segments that we insist on doing during sporting events now.

Rory is 1,000% correct here: Domino’s is GOOD. Really solid. Not going to knock your bits off but a solid 7/10 every single time. And if you travel a lot for work, it’s basically available everywhere and they prepare their pizzas the exact same way at every location. No variance, always a winner.

Now I’ve been blessed/assigned to grow up in Sheboygan County, and if you did you know that we were blessed with a TON of great, long-standing local pizza places. So we didn’t order a ton of Domino’s or Pizza Hut when I was a kid. Faye’s, Pit Stop, Luigi’s, Nicky’s pizza back in the day, Peabody’s, Theo’s (Sheboygan Little Caesar’s), we had endless options.

BUT, when I went to school in Point? Very few places that delivered. Bill’s was fantastic but didn’t deliver. And we didn’t live in an era where a Door Dash driver could deliver you a pizza from any location 17 minutes late and cold.

So inevitably we ate a lot of Domino’s and Toppers. Now, the pizza at Domino’s is definitely solid, but the stuffed Cheesy Bread???

I would do unspeakable things to get my hands on an order of those at 3am after bar close.

And I know they’ve discontinued for reasons which remain inexplicable, but the Cinnastix were FIRE:

A borderline sexual experience. Sorry, Mom.

So I’m Team Rory on this one. If I pulled up to the Masters Champions dinner next year and we had a folding table full of Domino’s pizzas, cheesey bread and 2-liters of Pepsi, consider me down.

PS: When they introduced the Pizza Tracker to their website I was LOCKED IN on that thing from the second I ordered a pizza:

Double PS: You know what isn’t underrated? Papa John’s. That stuff STINKS. In the words of Kevin Malone, it’s a hot circle of garbage.

Triple PS: ^I’m willing to reconsider my stance if Papa John’s wants to sponsor the blog or podcast.