Hudson mayor thinks ice fishing leads to prostitution! Put your poles away boys!*
— Amanda Weinstein (@ProfWeinstein) February 9, 2022
*Same guy who thinks creative writing classes are child pornography. pic.twitter.com/9N0R2tVri6
Well it was only a matter of time before someone connected the dots between ice fishing and prostitution. I’m honestly surprised it took this long. For centuries guys have been going on ice fishing trips in the winter. Spending hour after hour playing with their poles and minding their tip-ups, hoping to land a ‘fish.’ Well, as Mayor Elliot Stabler here has figured out, they weren’t hoping to land a fish at all. As it turns out, the only tip-up they were paying attention to was the one in their bibs. Busted!
Now the dedicated ice fishermen can laugh this off and act like this guy is another lunatic politician, but the truth is now out there:
Ice fishing —–> Shanties——> Prostitutes.
You had a good run, fellas. Pack up the auger. The jig is literally up.
PS: Playing off of our Grumpy Old Men blog from last week:
One of the best scenes in American cinema:
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