Mother of God.
Look, I think we can all agree, 2020 has a LONG way to go in terms of a ‘make good’ for the wall to wall crap everyone has had to deal with this year. Prince could drop down from the heavens and play the Super Bowl halftime show of a Packer championship victory and I don’t think we’d be level. 2020 is going to be making minimum payments until 2035 for the debt it has incurred.
That said, a 2.5 pound box of a variety of different Reese’s candy is a STRONG start. Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I love two things in life; 1) WWF wrestling references from 1985-1999 2) Reese’s peanut butter cups in all varieties, shapes and forms. That’s it. The basic Reese’s are 95 mph gas, but I live for Easter Eggs in spring, the pumpkins in fall, and the Christmas trees in winter. Are they all essentially the same shape? Yup! Does it matter?? Nope!
Not to mention, the Take Five and the Nutrageous are two of the most underrated candy bars in the game. Sprinkle in some of the mini’s because they’re too small to contain calories and bingo bango you’ve got happiness/a potential insulin shot in a box.
PS: Lindsey’s mom found a bag of these bad boys a few months ago and gave them to me:
Reese’s Pieces AND mini-cups?? Cue the Elaine ‘GET OUT!’ gif.
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