I mean……I've got nothing. I don't know what to add to this. This man is a festival for the senses. The mullet, the mullet shirt, the enthusiasm, the Ric Flair WHOOOOOOOO, the worm, it had it all! This guy is an electric factory. He's got so much charisma that his shoes literally won't stay on. When they cut away after he lost his first shoe I half expected him to be in his boxers by the time they cut back. Incredible. I hope his wife, Jan, understands what she has in her possession. She doesn't have a husband, she has an entity. She has middle America. She has a man who may have solved racism in America:
She has a force of nature. I know they don't do returning champions on The Price is Right, but I think I speak for literally everyone when I say we need more Jeffory like we need air to breath. He's the real life Kenny Powers:
Can't imagine the type of fun him and Jan are having on that new motorcycle. Probably doing things I've never even heard of. Friggin' Jeffory.
PS: Of course he spells his name with an 'ory,' of course.
Double PS: This is the definition of an 'ass out' hug:
Whatever, shoot your shot Jeffory.



