Look, I think we can all agree, somewhere on this earth, whether it's with the US government, the UN, the Illuminati, whatever, somewhere there is a serum that will allow you to live forever. We need to get that serum to Bob Uecker. I don't ever want to live in a world where the Brewer social media team isn't cranking out videos like this one. I don't ever want to live in a world where Bob Uecker isn't on my radio during a Brewer game. I don't want to live in a world where Uecker isn't rambling on about a hilarious story while never telling you the score or game situation. I don't want to live in a world where he isn't on the radio delivering a love sonnet about Usinger's sausages and crisp kraut. I don't want it. So wherever that serum exists, and whomever is in charge of it's distribution, we need a vile to be sent to Mr. Baseball. Thank you in advance.
Related: NO MORE LONG ISLAND ICE TEAS AT MILLER PARK?!?!? Sounds like Friday's Front Row is going to be no more in 2020. I'll be honest, the food there always kind of stunk. It was neat once in a while to sit in that area and be able to watch a game, but I never ordered a burger or app there that blew me away. Their legacy will forever be the Long Island's that sent so many people spiraling into a night of bad decisions. RIP.
PS: Between this and the announcement that Miller Park's naming right are going to belong to American Family Insurance in 2021, it's been a tough year for people like me that take to change like oil to water.
Double PS: The restaurant is literally named, 'A Restaurant to Be Named Later,' right? That's what I thought when I watched this the first time. But I'm seeing in comment sections that people think it's legitimately a 'buy time' ploy before they announce the real name. Whatever it's called hopefully mental pretzel will be on the appetizer menu.
