I mean, from the 5:55 mark until the end is some of the most relatable content I think I’ve ever listened to. “I probably took about 4 years off of my life in one day in Wisconsin.” YUP!
And he got the FULL intestinal experience of a weekend in the state. Packer game, cheese curds, Spotted Cows, old fashioned’s, Legend Larry’s wings, supper club, prime rib, ice cream drink. Set that to bad boy to spin cycle and live in fear of what’s going to happen after your first cup of coffee the next day. Protop, Jason: Pre-Tums. Pre-Tums at 10 am in the morning, and then just sprinkling them in every few hours on a day like that. Life saver.
Now it’s been a minute since I’ve been to Schwarz’s Supper Club, but the prime rib he was talking about is no joke:
Dear LORD. I’m sweating just looking at that thing. Are you allowed to take your shirt off halfway through? I think that has to be allowed, right?
Now Kelce took some heat on our text line this morning because he said he couldn’t finish the whole thing. In his defense, if you aren’t expected THAT hunk of meat and it just lands at your table, I don’t think you have much of a chance. If you wake up in the morning knowing that that’s what you’re going to order that night, you’re in a much better position. A portion like that takes some mental preparation. You can’t just get thrown into the arena to fight a lion, you need some time to think things through, and plot out a strategy.
Overall the most accurate recap of a Packer football weekend in Wisconsin that I’ve ever heard. At least somebody won the weekend.
PS: Need that ice cream drink to cool down the engines at the end of a supper club meal. You’ve had so much meat and fried food leading up to that point, it’s like cooling down a nuclear reactor.
Double PS: Gristle and fat!
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