OFFCIAL STATEMENT: 911 should only, ONLY, be utilized for actual emergencies. Anything frivolous like this is a waste of time, resources, and might delay help to people who truly need it.
UNOFFICIAL STATEMENT: This. Is. Hilarious. You can hear the resignation and heavy sigh on that police scanner audio. You just knew stuff like this was going to happen after the Brewers notched their 12th win in a row yesterday, securing George Webb burgers for anyone in the (or willing to drive to) the Milwaukee area. I think this is the only actual 911 call that centered around the Webb burgers, but there isn’t a doubt in my mind that people just started descending on Webb restaurants last night asking for their free burger. Live look:
JUST MAKE ME A FREE BURGER CLOWN! I can only imagine how many times a Webb waitress who smells vaguely like grease and cigarettes had to explain that they’re not giving away burgers the instant the Brewers win their 12th straight game.
Anyway, WHAT A DAY YESTERDAY! I’ve been saying it everyday for what feels like a month now, every morning I wake up and can’t wait for Brewer baseball. Things got a LITTLE tense yesterday when a 6-0 lead turned into a 6-5 lead, but then Contreras came up clutch (again) and the Fightin’ Woodpeckers poured it on in the 7th inning. 12 in a row, 15-1 in their last 16 games, 27-4 in their last 31. SHEESH.
PS: I guess Webb’s is going to announce at noon today how to get the voucher and your free burger. I had a texter on the B93 station line this morning ask me if the burgers were any good. I said, “there’s a reason you only hear about them when the Brewers are sniffing a 12-game winning streak.” They’re fine. But it’s not even about whether the burger is good or not. It’s about what the burger represents: WINNING!
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