I mean. If this is true, if Uno is really becoming a table game in Las Vegas, they had better ramp security WAY up. Can you imagine what’s going to happen at a table full of strangers when someone gets hit with a ‘draw 4’ with $5k on the line?? Or a reverse card when they’re about to win? Or a color change?? CHAOS. I’ve seen entire holidays ruined by a single game of Uno, and in those situations we’re talking about family members with no money on the line. That’s just what Uno does to people. It gnaws away at your humanity. The last time I played Uno with my wife I hit her with so many ‘draw 4’s’ that she looked me in the eyes and told me she was going to kill me. I don’t think she was joking.
The only game I can think of that would lead to more drama than Uno becoming a Vegas game would be if they turned Monopoly into a Vegas game. Sit down 6 people and have them play with their own, real money. May as well just lower a steel cage around that game for the inevitable aftermath. I could see Skip-Bo becoming a problem as well. Vegas, man.
PS: One of my favorite memes of all time:
Double PS: The soccer player that responded to receiving a yellow card with an Uno Reverse card is legendary as well:
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