G’day Buzz-kateers!
Well here we are again folks, another Super B… (shhhhh! Wanna get sued?) (sigh) “Super Big Annual Football Championship game”, and Green Bay… yeah… this seasons ending goes under the heading of “Wow… well that sucked!”
Yup that’s right, here we are again.
All things considered an OK season. Love’s development continued, the young wide outs kept showing flashes, and Jacobs was a lot of fun to watch the games when he got rolling. The defense had “moments”, and that actually works both directions, however as a fan of defensive football (hey man, I was raised in the era of “LT”… is what it is) it was VERY nice to FINALLY be able to spend a year watching that side of the ball and not constantly say: “Oh. My. GOD! Who the hell called THAT play/scheme there?!?!? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?”, and Joe Barry was very much NOT missed. It’s strange because in a vacuum, Hafley fell squarely into the “fine” category, however after 6 years of Pettine and Barry, “fine” felt like a massive upgrade. Gutey appears to know what he’s doing (Morgan not really working out all that well aside… even if he had, it’s a guard in the 1st round. That’s not gonna be a massive “game changer” even if he was an all pro), and it feels like we’re on the right path. Big offseason to come for sure as I think we do need to add at least one real “veteran” guy in the WR room, even if it’s not a big name. Just add like one real “voice of experience” type guy. Either way, in the end we’re in a good spot going forward… I think anyway.
Anywho here we sit facing another Sup… (sigh) “Super Big Annual Football Championship game” without a real reason to watch the game. However, fear not, Otto is here to save your Sunday… what’s the one thing people LOVE as much as football? PROPISITION GAMBLING!
So I present to you the annual PROPS POOL 2025!
Now regular “pick a number” and “pick a square” pools are all well and good, but (good time to point out BTW that for the remainder of this blog, when I speak of any “illegal” conduct, I’m of course speaking in hypotheticals… and that neither Midwest Communications nor any of it’s management or staff endorses or encourages gambling where it’s not legal to do so… we good? Cool!) however as far as gambling goes they’re kinda like slot machines. Random, almost totally unskilled, no real thought behind it, you wind up rooting for totally unrealistic and stupid things (“COOOMEEE OONNN SAFETY! I NEED THAT 4!”), and you also wind up trying to do math after you’ve been drinking all afternoon… bad times. Hence where the “Prop” game comes in.
Here’s how this works: print out as many copies as you have people coming over (just do like 3 extra… one as a master, and a few “Oops I spilled my beer” back ups), have each person toss in… ummmm…. *See the above disclaimer* (wink, wink, nudge, nudge…) , and have them go down the list, and circle their predicted answers to the questions (have them do it in pen… prevents cheating) , and whomever gets the most right gets the… ummm… *See the above disclaimer* honor and glory of being right (wink, wink, nudge, nudge…) . Gives everyone a reason to care, pay attention, and have still fun with the game.
Why so many questions? Prevents ties at larger parties. Use as many or as few of these as you like. Feel free to add your own questions if you like (Protip: just make sure it’s something you can track without getting TOO into following everything that it takes away from the enjoyment of the afternoon…) For those who don’t gamble: the reason anything with a number is presented as “X.5”, is to prevent there being a “Push” or tie with the questions. (Example: “JERSEY NUMBER OF PLAYER TO SCORE FIRST TOUCHDOWN- OVER 18.5 UNDER” If the numbers 18 or smaller Under wins, if the numbers 19 or higher Over wins, cool?)
So without further ado: enjoy the game, be safe out there, and the prop game is below.
Later,
Otto
Printable version here:
https://acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:sc:VA6C2:63602e5a-dd49-4000-9787-e0312b9b980b
ENTRY NAME_______________ TIEBREAKER: TOTAL SCORE GUESS ______
- WHO WINS THE GAME: KANSAS CITY – PHILADELPHIA
- WILL THERE BE OVER 49.5 POINTS OR UNDER: OVER – UNDER
- OPENING COIN TOSS WILL BE: HEADS – TAILS
- OPENING COIN TOSS WILL BE WON BY: KANSAS CITY – PHILADELPHIA
- WILL THE TEAM THAT WINS THE COIN TOSS WIN THE GAME: YES – NO
- WILL THE TEAM THAT SCORES FIRST WIN THE GAME: YES – NO
- WILL EITHER TEAM SCORES IN THE FIRST 1ST 5:00: YES – NO
- TEAM TO SCORE FIRST: KANSAS CITY – PHILADELPHIA
- WHAT WILL HAPPEN FIRST: CHIEFS SCORE – CHIEFS PUNT
- WHAT WILL HAPPEN FIRST: EAGLES SCORE – EAGLES PUNT
- FIRST SCORE OF THE GAME WILL BE: TOUCHDOWN – ANY OTHER SCORE
- JERSEY NUMBER OF PLAYER TO SCORE FIRST TD: OVER 15.5 UNDER
- 13. JERSEY NUMBER OF PLAYER TO SCORE FIRST TD: EVEN – ODD
- PATRICK MAHOMES 1ST PASS WILL BE: *(INT IS INC) COMPLETE – INC
- JALEN HURTS (PHI) 1ST PASS WILL BE: *(INT IS INC) COMPLETE – INC
- WHAT WILL PATRICK MAHOMES (KC) THROW FIRST: TD PASS – INT
- WHAT WILL JALEN HURTS (PHI) THROW FIRST: TD PASS – INT
- FIRST PENALTY FLAG THROWN WILL BE: ACCEPTED – DECLINED
- TEAM TO COMMIT THE 1STACCEPTED PENALTY: KC – PHI
- JERSEY NUMBER OF 1STACCEPTED PENALTY: EVEN – ODD
- TEAM COMMITING THE MOST ACCEPTED PENALTY YARDS: KC – PHI
- TOTAL PENALTY YARDS ASSESSED: OVER 89.5 YARDS UNDER
- FIRST TEAM TO SCORE OVER 11 POINTS: KC – PHI
- TEAM TO USE CHALLENGE 1ST*(BOOTH REV EXC) KC – PHI
- WILL ANY CALL BE OVER TURNED BY REPLAY: YES – NO
- WILL THERE BE A FAILED 2 POINT CONVERSION ATTEMPT: YES – NO
- WILL BOTH TEAMS CONVERT A 4TH DOWN: YES – NO
- WILL A KICK (MISS OR MADE) HIT AN UPRIGHT OR CROSSBAR: YES – NO
- K TO SCORE MORE TOTAL POINTS: HARRISON BUTKER (KC) – JAKE ELLIOT (PHI)
- LONGEST SCORE OF THE GAME BY YARDAGE: TOUCHDOWN – FIELD GOAL
- TEAM WITH LONGEST PLAY FROM SCRIMMAGE: KC – PHI
- SHORTEST TD: OVER 1.5 YARDS UNDER (END ZONE RECOVERY = UNDER)
- LAST SCORE OF THE FIRST HALF WILL BE: (PAT EX) TD – ANY OTHER SCORE
- WILL THE TEAM LEADING AT HALFTIME WIN: (IF TIED EXCLUDE) YES – NO
- WILL THE GAME BE TIED AFTER 0-0: (**SCORE COUNTED AFTER PAT) YES – NO
- TEAM TO COMMIT THE MOST TURNOVERS IN THE GAME: KC – PHI
- WILL EITHER TEAM SCORE 3 STRAIGHT TIMES? YES – NO **(EXCLUDES PAT)
- WILL THERE BE A SAFETY: YES – NO
- WILL THERE BE A SPECIAL TEAMS OR DEFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN: YES – NO
- TOTAL OF DIFFERENT PLAYERS TO HAVE A PASS ATTEMPT: OVER 2.5 UNDER
- WILL AT LEAST 1 QUARTER BE SCORELESS: (OT QUARTERS COUNT) YES – NO
- TOTAL DIFFERENT PLAYERS TO SCORE (INC K): OVER 6.5 UNDER
- WILL THERE BE AN ONSIDE KICK ATTEMPT: YES – NO
- WHO WILL HAVE MORE COMPLETIONS: PATRICK MAHOMES – JALEN HURTS
- MORE REC YDS: AJ BROWN+DALLAS GOEDERT – XAVIER WORTHY+TRAVIS KELCE
- HIGHER TOTAL: JALEN HURTS PASS/RUSH YDS – BUCKS/76ERS 2/9 TOTAL PTS
- HIGHER TOTAL: DEANDRE HOPKINS REC YDS – GIANNIS PTS/REB/ASST VS PHI 2/9
- HIGHER TOTAL: SAQUON BARKLEY RUSHING YDS – KC TEAM RUSHING YDS TOTAL
- WILL THERE BE A LEAD CHANGE IN THE 4TH QUARTER: YES – NO
- WILL THERE BE OVERTIME: YES – NO
- LAST SCORE OF THE GAME WILL BE: (PAT EX) TD – ANY OTHER SCORE
- WILL THE TEAM THAT SCORES LAST WIN THE GAME: YES – NO
- WILL THE FINAL SNAP OF THE GAME BE A KNEEL DOWN: YES – NO
- HIGHEST SCORING QUARTER: 1 2 3 4
- WILL ANY SCORING DRIVE TAKE LESS TIME THE ANTHEM? YES NO
- WILL THE GAME BE INTERRUPTED BY ANYONE UNAUTHORIZED RUNNING ON THE FIELD: YES – NO
- HOW LONG WILL JON BATISTE NATIONAL ANTHEM GO? OVER 2:01 UNDER
- WHICH SONG WILL KENDRICK LAMAR PERFORM 1ST AT HALFTIME?
NOT LIKE US MONEY TREES LIKE THAT SWIMMING POOLS HUMBLE
EUPHORIA ALL THE STARS DNA PRIDE SQUABBLE UP “FIELD (ANY OTHER)”
- WILL TRAVIS KELCE PROPOSE TO TAYLOR SWIFT AFTER SB 59? YES – NO
- COLOR OF THE GATORADE/LIQUID DUMPED ON THE WINNING COACH?
CLEAR/WATER ORANGE YELLOW GREEN RED BLUE PURPLE NO DUMP - SUPER BOWL MVP WILL BE QUARTERBACK ANY OTHER POSITION
- WHO WILL THE SUPER BOWL MVP MENTION FIRST IN HIS INTERVIEW?
TEAMMATES GOD FANS/CITY COACH FAMILY OWNER NONE OF THE ABOVE
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