The Heat unveiled a Dwyane Wade statue and it is BAD bad.

Looks great!

I’m not going to lie to you: I’ve been obsessed with this since I saw it yesterday morning. I can’t stop watching it. I mean this is the greatest player in Heat franchise history (2. LeBron 3. Bosh 4. Rony Seikaly 5. Harold Minor), you’re dedicating a statue to him that is going to sit outside of the Heat arena for the rest of time, and THIS is what it looks like??

WHO IS THAT. And the memes have been TOP notch. I’ve cycled through about 1,500 of them, but I think this is ultimately my favorite:

Okay this is pretty good too:

I’m also enjoying all memes of the statue-face photoshopped on to actual Wade pictures:

Amazing. My initial feeling was that Impractical Jokers went WAY bigger than they normally do with a prank, but apparently this is just what the statue looks like.

Which leads me to this: They’ve got to fix this right?? You’re going to have a statue of one of your all time greats outside of your arena and it barely looks like him? This would be like the Packers unveiling a statue of Vince Lombardi and it looks like Ernest P. Worrell. Can’t have it.

PS: “Who is this guy?” LOL.

Double PS: This statue makes the Ronaldo bust from a few years ago look like something Michelangelo would have sculpted.