I saw the title to this video before I saw the actual video and figured there was no way the greatest coach in NFL history is doing a walk of shame without a shirt on. He’s 72! No chance it’s him. Then I saw the video. That is 1,000% Bill Belichick. Not a doubt in my mind. A man who has six, SIX, Super Bowl rings, forced to sneak out of the backdoor of his girlfriend’s place without a shirt on like a mere commoner. Amazing.
But apparently Bill (72m) has been dating his new girlfriend, a 24-year old former cheerleader, for some time. Which, as a sidenote, is completely fine! A tad unorthodox, sure, some might even consider it a little creepy, but they’re both legal adults and can do whatever makes them happy. I do wonder what the heck a 72 year old former NFL coach and a 24 year old talk about at dinner though. Does Bill bring up how his 2-4-5 defense stopped the K-Gun offense in the mid-90’s, while she explains to him what ‘skibidi Ohio’ means? I dunno. Feels like there wouldn’t be much of a cross section there but what do I know. Maybe she’s a football savant and maybe he’s really into dating women half his age. Who am I to judge?
Related: If you’re this woman’s dad, how much of a mental pretzel are you in when she brings home her new boyfriend and Bill freaking Belichick walks through the door. That has to be a moment. Generally speaking dad’s have the high ground when meeting a prospective dating partner that their daughter brings back to the house. Not in this instance. The NFL’s Prince of Darkness walks through the door with 6 championship rings on as he shakes your hand. Beta City population you. Belichick’s the king of your castle now.
PS: The morning after you hit the clubs with your 24-year old girlfriend when you’re 72-years old and can’t sleep past 5am:
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