Alabama man has literal boot calluses on his feet.

Sweet fancy Moses what on EARTH is going on in the backwoods of Alabama?? I have never in my life seen a callus like that. My man has literal Redwing boots growing on his feet. That has to come from a LIFETIME of cheering for the Tide and never wearing shoes.

Now could you imagine this guy sitting down for a pedicure?? They’d need to get out a belt sander! I instantly thought of the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin when Steve Carell’s character goes to get his chest waxed. ‘We’re gonna need more wax!’

‘Don’t give a piss about nothin’ but the Tide.’ I love how Alabama fans just end every sentence with ‘Roll Tide’ like that phrase is a punctuation mark. Incredible.

PS: So I was talking about this on the air and somebody texted the station saying, ‘oh man I’ve only seen Roll Tide Willy on beer review videos, I see he’s expanded his portfolio.’ Wait a minute, back it up, this guy is an online personality that does beer review videos?? Sure enough:

‘Great beer for women.’

‘Worse than hog piss.’ What score, Willy? ‘00312 out of 10.’ I love this guy.