The true Guitar Hero has been hiding at Tootsie’s in Nashville.

Sweet sassy molassy! What a performance. What a legend. It’s as if Jimmy Page and Billy Bob from Varsity Blues had a love child and that love child was destined to rip a hole in the Earth’s atmosphere with the power of his rock (rock). All that was missing at the end of this performance was him dropping this line:

I’m surprised two bald eagles didn’t land on his shoulders after this performance and carry him to heaven. Incredible.

PS: Sometimes I wish I wouldn’t click on the additional comments on a Tweet:

‘When keeping it real, goes wrong.’ Upshot: He’s got the perfect picture for the cover of his debut album. Worked for Johnny Cash.

Double PS: Wait wait wait….this guy goes by, ‘Chili Dog’?? He’s shredding solos while housing High Life bottles and getting arrested after a legendary performance. It doesn’t get more outlaw than that. Chili Dog gonna Chili Dog.