Two things I like: Ranch dressing and eggnog. Two things that should never be combined: Ranch dressing and eggnog.
I’m sure some (crazy) people will find this appealing, but just looking at this promotional picture makes me want to throw up a little bit. Read this description from the Hidden Valley website: ‘RanchNog has all of the creaminess of traditional eggnog, PLUS the tangy, savory and herb filled notes of ranch dressing.’
Just the thought of sitting down with a cold glass of ranch dressing nog makes me gag. And I don’t think it’s even the flavor that’s the worst part; it’s the consistency that I’m envisioning.
Anyway, if you are braver than me, you can order your RanchNog gift set on the Hidden Valley Ranch website for the low, low price of $50. You get the mixing kit and two glasses as well as a golden jigger:
In conclusion, as one of the great modern philosophers once said: ‘It’s a no from me dawg.’
PS: If you watch CBS Sunday Morning, and if you don’t, what are you even doing with your life, you learned this past weekend that Hidden Valley is considered the first ranch dressing. That may be true, but it’s not the best. Too thick for my tastes. The best ranch dressing on the market begins and ends right here:
Double PS: I can’t talk about eggnog and not think of this scene:
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