So if you want to read the entire first date, blow by blow, click this
link
. Suffice to say it is WILD.
Essentially, these two met on a dating app, she went to pick him up at his parents house (potential red flag), he popped a bottle of wine when he got into her car (definite red flag), and then asked to stop by a bank. I'm sure she was thinking, 'he probably needs to get money for the date, this is perfectly normal and I certainly won't be complicit in a federal crime.' Wrong! He robbed the bank, and told her to 'f—– drive' when he got back into her car.
Now this is easy for me to say because I'm blogging about it, and I wasn't in the car in a potentially life threatening situation. But, I'm VERY jealous of this girl. Not because I want to rob a bank, but because of the story she got out of it. She gets this story for the rest of her life! And life is all about experiences, and the stories that come out of those experiences. For the rest of time, she gets to tell the story of the time she went on a first date, and her date robbed a bank while she drove the getaway car. You can't buy that kind of story trump card. It doesn't matter what room she's in, for the rest of her life, she has the most interesting story in that room. What a gift!
PS: I've been working in radio for almost 15 years, I've told every mildly interesting story about my life at least 10 times over. 15% of them I completely made up. 5% of them are movie scripts. I may need to purchase a few stories like Jay Peterman and Kramer.
Double PS: 12% chance these two go on another date at some point in the future.
