MY MAN! Amazing wisdom at such a young age. Normally when I see posts about kids who have it, 'figured out,' I roll my eyes. Life hasn't beaten you down enough yet to know anything. But Luca? This little dude already has the male/female dynamic nailed down. The key to a woman's heart? Mac & cheese. Preach, Luca! Preach! 4 different types of cheese, it doesn't matter what kinds, just 4 different types, whatever noodles you've got lying around, but make sure your cheeses are on point. Incredible knowledge for a young man. Do you know how long it took me to figure out the Mac & Cheese Theorem? I think I was, like, 29 by the time it dawned on me that all you need to pick up ladies is a strong mac & cheese game. I'm sitting there for the first quarter of my life trying to stay in shape, putting on nice clothes, showering, the whole ball of wax. What an idiot! All I needed was a killer 4 cheese mac. All of those years, wasted.
Sidenote: I think I embedded this Instagram video correctly? I promised myself that Facebook was going to be the last social media I took part in. There is always going to be something new, different, better in the social media world, but I'm getting to a point in my life where I don't want to learn new things when it comes to type of stuff. Well, I was doing well with my, 'just Facebook' life, until our company sent out an edict that we all had to create Instagram accounts. My intention was to make a profile to satisfy that proclamation, but to never use it. I have to admit: it's kind of nice. A lot less bickering and name calling, just pictures and funny videos, it's a lot less contentious. The problem is that I find the contentiousness of Facebook entertaining, but when I need a break from that, Instagram isn't half bad. I think the new hotness is Tik Tok? I have litcherally NO idea what's happening there. And I don't intend to learn. Unless our company tells me I have to, in which case I will. A man's got to have a code, you know?
PS: I'm taking the mac & cheese from this video in a very literal sense. I think that's what he's talking about. But I will concede that I know very little slang anymore, and it's entirely possible that Luca is using 'mac & cheese' as a euphemism for something else way less wholesome. Honestly, I don't want to know if he is.
