Oddity update!
Ok so it’s been about a week since I posted odditys, and I think this works pretty well, so the oddity postings will now be more of a weekly update thing.
Last Wednesday, we had a man who broke the laziness barrier. As a fellow lazy guy I tip my cap to him for going above and beyond the call of laziness…
http://dogblog.dogster.com/2010/03/02/lazy-dog-walker-loses-drivers-license/
Last Thursday morning, we had a local boy. Congratulations sir for proudly representing Sheboygan…
Meanwhile Thursday afternoon, Florida reminded us who the masters are. By the way, don’t get any ideas for up here, as it’s radio station and nobody will know you’re running around naked!
http://www.wtsp.com/news/mostpop/story.aspx?storyid=126619&provider=top
My assumption from Friday morning was he was trying to get to the Ragu Festival…(if you don’t know what I’m talking about look up Adam Sandlers "the Goat" here before you read the story...)
http://www.theeagle.com/texas/Goat-leads-Odessa-police--animal-control-on-chase
From Friday afternoon, like I said above, Florida… masters of the drunken oddity.
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/officer-26416-false-car.html
From Monday morning, I get that judges get frustrated about people skipping out on jury duty, but really if she’s not going to serve, what’s the point of having her hang out for a few days?
http://www.twincities.com/weird/ci_14504746
So after watching the class of the women of the Jersey shore, I for one was stunned that the residents of New Jersey had an issue with this. Really though? It’s a classic piece of art, what’s the problem here?
http://www.cbsnews.com/8300-504083_162-504083.html?keyword=sexy+snowman
I went to health class so I know how this works. And trust me man, setting your house on fire is not how you get your wife pregnant. Seriously, there’s an easier FREE way to do it.
http://www.thetranscript.com/ci_14510134?source=most_viewed
“OMG we’re so gonna beat down the Palestinians today!”
http://www.thetranscript.com/ci_14510134?source=most_viewed
McDonalds breakfast… is there anything it can’t do?
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/22727095/detail.html
From Monday afternoon, if you’re going to rob a bank, it’s probably best to know if you can actually get in the bank before you even start…
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/22727095/detail.html
Tuesday Morning, a man who pulled off the unthinkable, an almost Monty Pythonesque trip to the car wash…
http://www.coloradodaily.com/ci_14513717?source=most_viewed#axzz0hhaLRanh
Finally from Tuesday afternoon, be careful what you do with really neat art projects in this day and age…
