As usual Otto's commentary in bold...
"A man in Washington state left a trail of sex toys after he broke into an adult store. The 24-year-old shoplifted a store mannequin, then went back that night to smash a window to steal lingerie for the doll, along with other items. Unfortunately for him, surveillance cameras caught the whole thing and he was arrested." More
Really I don't have much to add to the video, though at least he took the time to put the wig on... looked TOTALLY different!
"A group of high school students in Oregon hired a mariachi band to follow their principal around the halls for three hours. The students got the ball rolling on the mariachi band idea using a secret Facebook group. Suddenly, some administrators got involved. Around 90 students donated $5 to $10 each to pay for the prank. In the end, the principal admitted he had a great time with the whole thing." More
Ahhh... tis the season for "senior pranks". This is actually one of the better one's I've heard of. Creative, harmless, funny. Well done. Also it's the time of year for "yearbook disasters"...
"Texas School District is investigating how a yearbook photo was altered to include a sexually-offensive remark. The caption "Ugly Hoe" appeared instead of a cheerleader's name in a group photo. The district says more than 300 yearbooks were printed, but only about a dozen were distributed before the remark was caught. The district has apologized and launched an investigation." More
See I'd have to know which cheerleader they're referring to, as there was a candidate or two in there. And it was probably just a caption mix up. That was supposed to be for the gardening club.
“A Vellajo, CA man is in jail after painting a crosswalk on a city street. The 52-year-old thought an intersection in his neighborhood really needed one, so he got out the white paint and made one himself. Cops stood by to make sure no one used the fake walk until a state transportation crew could come by and cover it up. The man was arrested and tossed in jail on felony vandalism charges.” More
Ya know, just looking at his work... yeah. Yeah probably should get a ticket there. Not to mention, what the heck good does a crosswalk with no signage do?
“A patient stole an ambulance in Atlanta and took two paramedics in the back on a wild ride. It started at a hospital when the patient took control of the ambulance while the paramedics were in the back finishing paperwork after having dropped off another patient. The guy came out of the hospital dressed in a gown and rubber gloves, jumped in the front seat, locked the doors and took off. At one point, the man looked through the little window in the back and told the paramedics, "be quiet and hold on." He sped away, before running off a road, knocking down a utility pole and winding up inside a chiropractor's office. The ambulance was a total loss and the chiropractic office had major damage. The two paramedics found themselves trapped inside the ambulance but were able to escape without any serious injuries. The man ran off on foot, but got caught a few hours later.” More
Little incomplete as it doesn't say WHY he needed the ride, but I didn't know the door between the back and front of the ambulance locked!
And finally today... “A Connecticut man who posed nude for Playgirl 18 years ago, is suing his recent employer for harassment after co-workers taunted him about posing for the magazine. The man's former co-workers yelled 'Timber!' around the office after they found pictures online from a 1992 Playgirl photo shoot featuring him posing as naked lumberjack. He filed a lawsuit in Federal Court claiming his co-workers taunted him in the workplace and used company computers to search for the Playgirl photos. He is seeking back pay, front pay, bonuses, personal days, lost pension and retirement benefits, costs, and damages for emotional distress for the lawsuit.” More
See this would never happen at a radio station (mostly because most of us would have NO business anywhere near a playgirl), but considering the amount of crap we give one another over minor things (sports teams, place of birth, ect.) I can only imagine the office comedy gold this would result in. I'm thinking cubicles full of Brawny would be the jump off point, and downhill from there.
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