As usual, Otto's comments in bold...
"A homeless man got busted for trying to bust into a hotel in St. Petersburg, FL. He claims he did it because zombies were chasing him. The 41-year-old said he was trying to get inside the hotel because the living dead were chasing him, so he grabbed a donut sized piece of concrete and broke the glass. Security said he was trying to open doors to a bunch of cars too. He told cops he was looking for tobacco. He was arrested and tossed in jail for burglary and more." More
OH FLORIDA! But seriously, if zombies are trying to chase me down, I'm guessing I'd need a smoke or two too.
"A man in Wisconsin placed Craigslist sex ads to harass his neighbor. The woman didn't realize it until strange men started showing up in the middle of the night. The man is accused of creating personal ads on Craigslist for the female neighbor. He sent multiple emails using her name, her address and then sent people to her home for sexual activity. The woman called police and the weirdo was arrested." More
Somewhere around the 3rd or 4th "Evening... I'm here for the orgy? ... Really? ... You sure it's not here? Look, I know I'm not the best looking guy, but you don't have to lie to... Ya OK, sure thing lady, there's NO ORGY HERE... whatever..." conversation on the doorstep, it probably became a long night.
And finally today... "57-year-old man is in some hot water for humping a business' door in Lake Worth, FL. He whipped out his privates, showed it to a female employee, and then started performing a sex act on the door. The employee watched and recorded the whole thing on her iPhone. Cops caught up with him a short time later and asked if he got frisky with the door and he said, "Yes, I have a mental problem!" He's been arrested 32 times in the state since 1979." More
OH FLORIDA! And 29 of those 32 times were at a Home Depot....
HAVE A GOOD ONE FOLKS!