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And finally today....

by Otto Man

AS usual Otto's comments in bold... 

Though frankly I don't have a ton of commentary today, as there usually isn't much to add to stupid criminal stories. Like: 

"A woman was busted for burglary in Michigan's Upper Peninsula when cops found her locked inside her getaway vehicle. The 42-year-old had loaded her car up with stolen food, dishes, silverware, and more and then hopped inside to take off. The problem? The door latches on the inside of the car were broken and she had lost the keys. So…she was stuck inside the car until cops got there. They showed up, rescued her, and then arrested her and tossed her in jail." More 

"Two car thieves in Arizona had no idea what they were getting into when they tried to break into an unmarked police car-- there were by two officers waiting in the front seat for them. One of the thieves opened the back door of the car and started to jump in when he noticed the seat was separated from the front by a cage. That's when he saw the two officers in uniform. The thieves tried to run, but they were caught and arrested. Evidence linked them to another car burglary and two others in the same area. They also had a small bag of methamphetamine on them and a backpack with stolen mail." More

"A Washington woman woke up the other day to find her 1995 Toyota 4 Runner missing from her apartment complex parking lot. She reported the car stolen, filed a report with the cops, and still managed to get to her job at McDonald's. That's when the story gets interesting. While she was working the drive-thru, the woman noticed her vehicle waiting to place an order! A Big Mac attack turned out to be the downfall for this thief. Police arrested the woman who was driving at the scene. When they checked out the car, they found a bunch of shoplifted clothes so she could be facing additional charges." More

Yeah... like I said, not much to add except: BRILLIANT! 

AND finally today... "A Swedish man died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm. The 35-year-old had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals. His body was found by a neighbor, who said it was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass. The man was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained."  More

Huh... wow... ummmm... Ok I'm sorry the guy died (mostly because had he lived, I'd love to know the "WHY?" here), however somewhere around sting #45 to the genitals, I'm guessing death qualified as sweet relief.